The Wait...

Hmm received my enlistment letter... oh well 1 "wait" is over.... 2 more to go... 1 is my next pay... de other is.....

Heres some jokes for ur enjoyment... Read dat it was true from the source.. but hard to believe haha
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Is this a trick question?________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS:Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you liketo rephrase that?________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you goto?
WITNESS:Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!________________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive practicing law


-Shawn-

Fuggly Foon Goos

Back with another post =( I think I just got my pay today =D woots!! lolx... not alot tho.... but still enough to clear my debts and SHOPPING!! =x

Sadly part of my pay have to go to de docs... cos I m PLAQUED BY FUNGUS!! ARGH...

Dandruff... white spots... and now my back got FUNGAL INFECTION!! ARGHHHHHHHHHH yup means i wont be attending training till I recover.. Stupid.. growing fat again ~_~

My doc so good la.. she not ony gif me advise on how to treat but she oso go buy de shampoo for me.. omg so touched sia... No, not Dr Nat... lolx.. is another doc.. so good la... ok if jus try her method.. if not getting any better, its de doc's I be going... haiz....

-Shawn-

Songs of Emotions

I believe everyone has songs dat will stir some feelings within ur Fist-sized hearts. Some might have 1 song that will make u think of 1 person, or multiple songs dat makes u think of multiple people, or multiple songs for 1 person. SOme even might have songs that make u sad, make u happy even without any other stimulants cept for the songs.

For me, 'First Love' - Utada Hikaru, always make me feel heartbroken and emo.. as if i really did tasted the bitterness of my first love. 'how to save a life' by the fray, usually not impacted by this song, but after watching an episode of scrubs on how this doc tried to save his patient but ended up killing all 3... this song really filled my heart w tears.. de disappointment, de taste of failure.. almost de same thing i get when i saw my mp results... Taylor Swift, Invisble, reminds me of how I am trying so hard to fit in like a wrong piece of puzzle in a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle pack.

'Save me', Corrine may reminded me of a particular person I let down, as that person sent me this song. ' With you', Chris Brown reminds me of another person, whom I miss so much.. it was the song u sang when we were at Starbucks, and also when we were sipping our Chocolate Martinis at another place...'Sorry', by Buckcherry, brings on the same effect, cos I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry I'm blue, I'm sorry abt all the things I say to u, and I know I cant take it back... Colbie Caillat's Bubbly, reminds me of another person who brought abt the dark clouds in me, becos that person introduced this song to me.

P.S. Dont bother asking details of whoever those people are, I want to have my own secrets too ;) If I want to say I'll say.. so yup dats dat.

Enough with the emo, heart wrenching songs, time to bring on the Party songs!! Songs that made me want to dance.. Ashley Tisdale 'He said, She said', Kelly Rowland's ' Work', Paula De Anda 'Easy' and sometimes PCD ' Buttons'. Of cos there's more to list as I cant think of much more now haha....Feel The Groove, Bust the Moves!! =D

And den dere's songs that make me want to laugh, sad, contented at the same time, 'Milkshake' - Kelis, Baby Got Back by Sir Mix a lot, and of course Rihanna's Umbrella. These songs reminds me of my groupies whom I crapped around so much with haha.. thats y it tickles my ribs but then again, now that we moved w our lives.. prolly wld not see and crap w each other as much.. thus brings abt de sadness.

Everyone has their own versions of Happy, Sad, Emo, Dancing songs... Have u Realised urs?

-Shawn-
Love song, Sara Bareilles, Enjoy =)

a mistake from de start

Sorry for not blogging all these while haha... been gaming lolx.... and on thurs jus came back from a chalet w my frens haha...

No pics to account for tho, cos WE ARE ALL CAMERA SHY!! =x haha... 1st day sux, becos I lost near $30 on mahjong.. BLEAGXXX...... sucks. 2nd day, we went arcade and played de basketball game and Me and Swee broke the record of all the machines dere!! scored 369!!! Den me and pinky scored 328 on another machine but we didnt break the record =( becos de machine's previousy score was 349 blah..but if we had played on de '245 machine'... hmm diff story =p

and den its back to de chalet for more mj-ing, dis time i dont dare play lolx and shared money w pinky to play... well we won =D but still not enuff to cover my loss...

As a standard procedure for all chalets.. there is a bbq nite... yup we grilled, crabsticks, hotdog, corn, potatoes, and melted cheese, otah, CHICKEN CURRY and CHICKEN NUGGETS. Our bbq aways have exotic stuffs lolx.. every bbq will have sth new added to it haha... and den its back home de next day... thnkfully de following day is good friday.. another off day for me be4 i start work on sat =(

I just want to be with you.
-Shawn-

Juggling Muggling

Hmm as some of u might know, I am now working part time recept at my SIP place.. ya I complained alot but.. I need de money now T_T and this job gives me the weekends off.. so.. ya Cant complain much ... anyways.. quite stressful cos now i have to work even closer to Dr Nat.. cos I mus help her do lots of thigns as now i am a recept compare to being jus a Nurse or Vet Tech... so ya.. I am threading on thin ice everyday....

Morever I am trying to have a gamer life as well.. been playign Cabal by Asiasoft, I am a Force Blader!! One who wields a katana and the power of magic =D My fav type!!! Lolx... and of course they are quite speedy in actions but lose out to Bladers... so ya... I love fast fast fast!! I am very impatient 1 lolx...

Trying to have a 3rd outgoing life.. but so sorry.. I really not in the mood to party so much.. and besides.. no one asking me out.. so I have been going out w my colleagues.... or aka sisters haha...

Its tiring to try juggle, but... I WANT A LIFE!!! I NEED A LIFE!!! Oh well.... My life has ended ever since those things striked me... some of u might know wat, some of u might not... oh well... its nth worth knowing anyways... haha...

Sorry for this wordy lengthy posts... cos I might not be able to even juggle a blogging life for quite a while... ahha...

Till the nxt post,
-Shawn-

Unbreak my Heart.

"Its better to have loved and lost den to never loved at all. "

Such a true statement... A quote from the show leap years. Its sad, yea, but still its true.

Love, is an essential vitamin to stay alive, no overdosage will occur
side effects? Yes plenty. Its like an addiction, once stopped u wan more and more
w/o knowing u're hooked for life. U thought u got over de addiction sometimes, but deep down
U craved, U schemed, U begged. Jus to have even de tiniest bit of it.
But when u got that tiny bit, u wan more. Its like 'Pepsi' Asking for more, but de difference is u cant jus get it from any convenience store or from anyone for dat matter. U only wan dat 'Some1' to give it to u.

However, jus like antibiotics, u get resistant to it. U become ambitious and tired of de same 1. Or prolly u jus wan another type. So 1 initiates de break of supplies while de other stay hurt.
Its more painful den having a knife pierced thru ur back and realising its ur best fren. No, it hurts more den dat. U try to cry, but u cant. U try to stop ur tears, but it flows continuously; dat u have to lie to others dat de reason u're crying is becos of that sad drama u jus watched hours ago.

Jus when u thought it was over, but its not. U thought u finally found some1 to give u those vitamins. But u're wrong. It wasnt for u. Cos the other party isnt rdy to supply it. Its jus, a little teaser, but u fell for it. Too deep, in fact. U thought it was a blooming and a start of a beautiful seed but it turns out otherwise.

Now u're stranded again, still hoping dats de one. Still believing lies u deceived urself with. Believing that it will happen. Jus like Mariah Carey's "When You Believe".

So shld I still believe?

-Shawn-
Unbreak my Heart, Toni Braxton

Leaping Years

On this leap year, 29th Feb, I went to watch The Leap Years, starring Wong Li Lin and the lead actor of 'Shutter'. Dont rem how to spell his name tho.. sorry.

The show is very touching, tho sometimes its abit draggy and jumps abt de place, but ya, its very sweet. Shed a few tears along the way, but not because the show sux.

But its damn sad la, if I have to wait 4 yrs to see de person I love. Like I mean, every 4 yrs den u get to see de person... imagine 12 yrs see 3 times??? Omg.. can faint sia.. dont know if I have dat much patience, somemroe in between each 4 yrs totally no contact at all...

Anyways, I learnt sth from de show, Saint Bridget made 29th Feb a day where woman are allowed to ask any man they wan for a date and dat man cannot reject or he has to pay a fine. SO yea, WOMEN, GIRLS!! GO GET WILD AND HUNT UR PREY DOWN!!! =x oops... I wonder.. does it applies to Gays and Trans too.. since its asking for date from men... haha... Oh well, dere goes 2008's 29 Feb, How did u celebrate urs? =)

-Shawn-